Dahsyat gadis 14 tahun sekarang ni, dah gila bercinta, siap heboh bukan main lagi kat tempat awam. Sekarang zaman cinta Facebook, bukan cinta monyet lagi dah.

Untung lah kau kan -.–’ Tukar girlpreng macam tukar kau punyaaa spendaaa jee
-oo-
Tahu lah kau handsome -,- tapi jgn nak bangga sangat lah brader Ooo-,-ooO
Kau terasa ? Pergi mampus kau ler nah nah middle finger for youuu _|_

KALAU KAU TAK RETI MACAM MANA SETIA JANGAN LAH BERCINTA TAHU
TAK BEROK ?

Ikhlas dari (censored)♥

Tukar spenda? Middle finger? Boyfriend berok?

Lahir tahun 1998, bermakna tak betul-betul cukup umur 14 tahun lagi la kan? Tapi dah bercinta?

Hebat remaja-remaja di Facebook sekarang, bercinta di Facebook, luahan perasan di Facebook, luahan nafsu di Facebook.

p/s : tak perlu hebah satu dunia kot… kesian gadis muda sekarang ni kurang perhatian di rumah mungkin. Pengaruh rakan-rakan?

HAHAHAHA ni sah lawak! Agak-agaknya, kalau murid sekolah lupa buat kerja sekolah, apa yang dia akan buat? Jom tengok ni, memang terbaik alasan dia!

Cikgu,
Terimalah pengakuan ikhlas ini sesungguhnya bukan saya tidak siapkan kerja sekolah,
Tetapi kucing jiran kepada jiran saya sudah makan kertas latihan saya,
Dan utuk itu….
Cikgu,
Dapatkah cikgu memaafkan kucing jiran kepada jiran saya?

HAHAHHAHA, aduhai, bukan surat minta maaf untuk diri dia, tapi surat minta maaf untuk kucing jiran dia.

Dah besar ni jadi pelawak budak ni nanti.

Haha, lawaknya bila terbaca satu keratan akhbar berita tabloid Harian Metro ni, Hujan angin kencing? Amboi typo sampai macam tu sekali,

Ooooo setiap kali hujan memang angin kencing ada ye?

Sedih juga kalau beribu orang yang beli dan baca akhbar ni, tapi dapat berita yang lain maksud pula.

p/s : kalau blog picisan je typo takpe la kot, kan?

Belum habis lagi hangat pasal cerita Natasya Loffa, ni ada lagi kes budak zaman sekarang yang dah tak reti bersifat malu. Apa gatal sangat ke remaja sekarang ni?

Cuba baca perbualan hangat dan tak tahu malu remaja di bawah ni,

Amboi dahsyat si adik Ashraff Fluppy ni, girlfriend ajak tidur ye, berdarah ye.

Apa benda macam ni dah jadi perbualan biasa di tempat awam macam Facebook ke? Kat mana dah perginya sifat pemalu dan sopan remaja sekarang ni?

Perkara macam ni dah boleh jadi macam perkara yang boleh dibanggakan pula. Sedih,

Tak sangka, dapat sokongan ramai rupanya kata-kata adik Ashraff ni.

Malu pula rasanya nak letak entri ni kat sini, rasa macam memalukan bangsa melayu sendiri. Apa pendapat anda?

p/s : kesian, buat buruk nama Ashraff yang mak ayah bagi je, punya la baik nama tu.

Dahsyat remaja sekarang, dah tak risau dan tak segan lagi nak menunjuk gaya seksi, minum arak, apatah lagi duduk dalam bilik hotel dikerumuni lelaki lain. Tengok si Natasya Loffa ni!

Natasya Loffa : WTF ! Ramai lagy orang yang lebih teruk dari aku okay , so please jangan pandai pandai mereke reke cerite yang aku dah rabak or pape lagy . MAse ni tengah sambut birthday aku . Kepade kau orang tak ade dalam hotel tu , jangan pandai pandai mereke reke cerita ni . Sebab dalam bilik tu kite orang hanye mabuk dan tak melakukan maksiat ,  so please jage mulut kau orang . Macam kau orang baik sangat ,  takkan si lelaki tak pernah merase jolok buret perempuan dengan jari dan takkan lah si perempuan tak pernah rase kotey lelaki dalam mulut kan ,  lain kali sedar sikit komen gambar aku .

Amboi! Bukan main lagi. Hebat kau Natasya Loffa ya tak? Indah bahasa.

HANYA mabuk ya? TAK maksiat ya? hmm… no komen,

Kesian kat mak ayah kepada gadis-gadis remaja macam ni. Ya, dia memang betul, memang bukan dia je yang ada buat benda macam ni, ramai lagi remaja-remaja tak kira lelaki atau perempuan diluar sana yang ada kes macam ni.

Tapi agaknya mungkin dia ni sorang je yang BERANI nak letak gambar tunjuk kat orang awam.

p/s : entri tertunda  

Pelik-pelik di Jepun! Tahukah anda, disana kini ada trend gaya baru untuk seksi bergambar! Dengan gaya ghairah jilat tombol pintu! Jom tengok!

Gambar-gambar ni bukan cium tombol pintu suka-suka, cium tombol pintu dengan gaya penuh ghairah pula tu! Ada nafsu pelik dengan tombol pintu ke apa???

p/s : bernafsu dengan pintu agaknya? kesian….

Semua orang tahu pramugari kapal terbang mesti lah cantik, berbadan seksi dan juga memikat hati semua pelanggan. Tapi bagaimana kalau pramugari tu PONDAN?

Syarikat penerbangan Thailand, Thai Airlines kini sedang giat mengadakan temuduga untuk mendapatkan khidmat pramugari pondan untuk melayan pelanggan syarikat penerbangan itu.

Seperti yang anda sudah sedia maklum, Thailand memang la teramat terkenal dengan lubuk pondan-pondan ataupun lelaki transeksual yang membuat pembedahan bertukar menjadi perempuan.

Antara syarat-syarat ketika temuduga adalah seperti, pramugari pondan itu hendaklah mempunyai suara seperti perempuan, gaya jalan serupa dengan perempuan, perwatakan menarik dan gaya model!

Dan siapa sangka! Servis penerbangan dengan pramugari pondan ini amat terkenal dan kadang-kadang menjadi pilihan pelanggan disana!

Setakat ini, servis pramugari pondan ini cuma boleh didapati dalam penerbangan domestik Thailand.

p/s : pramugari pondan? eeeeeewwwwwwww bayangkan kalau dia pakai seksi macam airasia tu. Pramugari pondan terhangat?

Bagi sesetengah orang, kedai telefon bimbit di Sungei Wang adalah pilihan utama membeli gajet-gajet baru. Tapi berhati-hati dengan penipu! Macam yang berlaku dalam kes ni,

Jom baca dulu kisah luahan seorang pelanggan di Sungei Wang ini :

STAY AWAY FROM QQ CLINIC ( U-MOBILE COUNTER) AT SUNGEI WANG PLAZA GROUND FLOOR (Yellow zone)!!!

Dear all,

I would like to share my very bad experience in buying data plan from the above U-Mobile counter at Sungei Wang Plaza. They are working by CHEATING their customers, I hope those who are reading this post could stay away from them and will not become their victims like me.

The story….
This afternoon we went to Lowyat & Sungei Wang Plaza with my wife to look for data plan for our i-Pad ( we just bought the one with Wifi + 3G). We were considering to buy prepaid data plan since we do not use 3G that often (only when we are traveling on holiday – at home we have WIFI connection).

On our way to Lowyat we saw this UMobile counter on the ground floor of Sungei Wang Plaza (yellow zone): QQ Clinic. We asked for information on the pre-paid data plan from U-Mobile. One of the Chinese guys over there recommended us to buy prepaid data plan from U-Mobile, RM5 per day, data limit 500MB. When I asked what the price of that prepaid card was, he said “RM 38″!, with RM 5 topup inside. I dont know what happened to me and my wife at that time, somehow we did not question how come a prepaid dataplan card with RM 5 M inside could cost RM 38 (usually we were quite critical about this kinds of things). At the end we decided to take it and we topped up another RM 10 to the card. While activating the card, the guy asked the money from us. We gave RM 50, and got 2 RM back. Meanwhile his other colleague saw our i-Pad and tried to offer us the jailbreak software. He pushed us to have him jailbreak our i-pad with the charge of RM 80, by keeping telling us how fun it would be to have jailbroken i-Pad. I said no to him, in my mind I simply did not want to pay RM 80 for jailbreaking, I told my self “give me 1 day to look on the internet how to do that and I will be able to jailbreak my Ipad by myself!”. He kept pushing, and he lowered his price to RM 70 and then RM 60. I said “no”. Then my wife also asked about the screen protector for the i-pad. A girl who was also working there offered the screen protector with the price of RM 65. My wife did not want to take it coz she felt it expensive, and the girl kept pushing by offering price of RM 60. We told her “no”. After that the first guy handed over the already activated prepaid card. I told him that I would like to test it, so I asked him to cut the SIM card to fit my iPad. He said “This costs RM 10″. We were thinking “What???”. My wife tried to negotiate, but he gave a reason that it is RM 10 because they bear the risk of spoiling the SIM card. Never mind, we paid RM 10, and the iPad worked. Again, this time this guy toffered the screen protector again, also insisting, this time he offered RM 50 price !!!

We then went to Lowyat to buy the screen protector (and we got it with the price of RM 40). But when we were at Lowyat we got to know from a guy from UMobile counter over there that he sells RM 8 with RM 5 topup inside. Realized that we were cheated we went back to that UMobile counter at Sungei Wang to ask the money back ( we wanted to ask back at least the RM 30). I told the guy that he cheated me, the prepaid should only cost RM 8, if he did not want to give back my money I will report the shop. He kept insisting that it costs RM 38. I then asked “I havent got the receipt, if you dare, then give me the receipt with RM 38 written on it”. He then said “No problem, just wait a minute ok, we will explain, please have a seat”. At that time I did not understand why I was supposed to wait, but after some time, there was this fat Chinese guy coming, he was the owner. He asked what was the problem, I asked him why I had to pay RM 38 for the prepaid. His answere was “Because we got it from other people”. I complained to him that that did not make sense, I have never heard such an excuse, and I asked him “ok, then give me the receipt!”. He said “no receipt!!”. I asked why, he just kept saying “no receipt!” I then told him that he was cheating on us, and I will report him. Suddenly he behaved like a gangster, screaming “Dont you say that I am cheating you!”, “You want receipt, FxxCK you!”, “I call security guard”, “Report me to police, I will wait you here”. I knew that he just exagerated the whole thing just to threaten me and made me afraid ( btw I am a foreigner ). I cynically smiled to him saying that “So you live by cheating people, from this?? (I showed him the sim card I bought) – you will not have a good life later. He angrily came to me “Why are u smiling, if you dare..I wait here… I dont need to cheat people because I have a lot of money!!”. I realized that there was no point I argued with him, so I just left and said I would report his shop.

Looking at how the people there reacted (the first guy whom I complained was so relax and asked his colleague to call his boss ), it seemed that we were not the only one who got cheated ( I guess it it happened quite often that they cheated their customers, and when those customers complained, this fat guy came and handled it with his gangster behaviour).
For us it was not a big deal to loose RM 30 (we consider it as getting rid of bad luck and bad karma:-), but of couse having confrontation with these kinds of people were not fun. I hope those who read this post do not fall to the same trap, and just stay away from this group of bad people.

Regards
hoera75

PS. Is there any effective way to report these kinds of naughty shops like this to authority / their dealer so that people would not become victims?

Menakutkan bukan?

Pelanggan ni sebenarnya ke Sungei Wang, untuk mencari pakej plan data prabayar untuk digunakan dengan iPad miliknya. Setelah memberi perhatian kepada sebuah kedai di Sungei Wang, mereka kemudian bertanya mengenai plan data U-Mobile di kedai QQ Clinic.

Dia kemudiannya ditipu oleh penjual kedai itu, yang menjual plan prabayar U-Mobile yang sepatutnya berharga cuma RM8, dengan harga melampau RM38! Lebih RM30 dari harga asal!

Pelanggan itu cuma sedar dengan penipuan itu setelah berjaya menemui agen penjualan U-Mobile di Plaza Lowyatt.

Sekembalinya pelanggan itu ke QQ Clinic itu untuk meminta dikembalikan semula wang yang ditipu, dia diugut oleh lelaki lain akan dicederakan jika mendakwa mereka menipu.

Demi menjaga keselamatan diri, pelanggan itu meninggalkan tempat kejadian itu.

Mungkin kesilapan asal dengan jelas menunjukkan yang pelanggan itu silap, tidak membuat kajian sendiri untuk meneliti harga pasaran. Tapi yang menjadi persoalan adalah ugutan penjual di kedai itu yang mengugut mereka akan dicederakan!

Apakah ini memang sikap penjual sekarang? Cuma mahukan keuntungan, tapi langsung tiada adab ketika menjual? Malah, lebih memilih untuk menipu dan mengaut keuntungan!.

Diharap orang ramai dapat mengelak kedai telefon bimbit ini jika mahu penjualan yang jujur dan tidak dicederakan. Sebagai nasihat juga, pastikan anda kaji selidik betul-betul harga pasaran tertentu sebelum ditipu oleh penjual.

Di bawah ini adalah beberapa kepingan gambar yang dikirimkan oleh mangsa penipuan itu.

p/s : Alahai tukang kedai pun, RM30 je kot pun nak tipu, lain la kalau untuk 2-3 ratus menipu jual telefon bimbit. 

Amboi makcik ni, dahsyat betul mencuri kat kedai runcit selamba dia je. Tak sedar aksi panas dia berjaya dirakam CCTV. Bukan main lagi.

Hah! tu dia! Kantoi!

Dah dapat sasaran barang yang nak di-’rembat’, makcik tu apa lagi panggil geng sekutu dia lagi 2 orang, minta tolong ‘cover-line’, sambil tu dia ambil barang tu letak celah ‘anu’ dia.

Eh, boleh masuk ke barang-barang berkotak-kotak dia ambil dalam seluar dalam dia tu??

Kejadian ni dikatakan berlaku di Senai, Johor.

Pencuri-pencuri tak senonoh ni nampak gayanya semacam warga imigran Indoesia? Betul ke?

Nak tengok kejadian ni dengan lebih jelas boleh tengok pada video di bawah ni :

Dahsyat, kalau ada pencuri kabel elektrik tengok ni, sah lepas ni terus bersara dan insaf! Tengok ni gambar pencuri kabel elektrik hangus terbakar ketika cubaan mencuri!

AMARAN : Gambar kategori NGERI, kalau agak-agak anda sedang makan atau tak berapa minat, sila abaikan SPOILER.

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Lokasi kejadian dipercayai luar negara. Nasib baik bukan di Malaysia betul tak?

Tapi memang wujud kes kecurian kabel sebegini di Malaysia, dan memang sudah berlaku pun kes pencuri yang terbakar satu badan atau ‘Major Burn’ dan pencuri itu maut. Cuma ianya tidaklah diwar-warkan di surat khabar kerana cuma kes terpencil.

Dahsyat bukan? Mengerikan!